So this patient comes out of OR the other day, (fresh heart transplant). As the anesthesia resident gives report on the patient he informs us that "be careful with the swan it was contaminated," The swan was not all the way in and there was a note taped on it ... yes A NOTE... that said "This swan is contaminated" Got to love that one. I Laughed my butt off. I felt Like taping a sign to the anesthesia resident's A$$ that said ...
PLEASE SUE ME