Pass the GAS, fellas!

[Bad Apple]

Is that precious "Gas Apple" a product of Apple's and my bad decisions and horrible judgment?!?!?

Actually daddy it's twins. Our two little Pommes d'Amour. Gas Apple and Bad Passer. Gapple looks just like you, but B.P. looks more like Tim Tebow. Of course I'm giving you full custody.

there are no innocent mistakes. but i'm cool with it, mama. remember, we share on the love island.

You know that the word "island" sends me into an acute exacerbation of PTSD. We already agreed that we would call it the tiny land mass of love.